TV For Democracy

Bjorn (product placement division) had NBC on the television this morning. We all watched Katie Couric and Big Al smile at us all morning. Ever since Reg left, the coffee has been subpar, so we bought a TV to keep us awake in the mornings. However, we have banned cable channels, because they are distracting!

While watching Katie Couric and Al we realized that there are all these people behind them on the street. They have been waiting there since 4am just to be on television. They aren't really on television anyway. People watching at home can barely make out the faces, especially the faces of the people frantically jumping up and down in the back as if everytime they try to sit down a badger bites them in the ass.

Everytime we think about ass, we think about politics. So we got to thinking...people really want to be on TV. They will wake up at 4am, stand outside for 5 hours to be in the background of a TV show. Why not televise voting? That would surely increase turnout. Couldn't the Bush people film people voting for Bush and put them on television? Vote for Bush and get 10 seconds on network television! It would be a hit.

Dudes and Dudettes, do not neglect to partake of the badger link. It is priceless.