Thursday, September 02, 2004

Yes, yes, more, more

If you liked George W. Bush last night...give him some money.

If you didn't like him, give John Kerry some money.

If you don't feel like voting for either of these Yales graduates, unfortunately you really have no viable option.

But according to President Bush, over 3/4 of Al Qaeda's leaders have been captured or killed, so we only have the last 1/4 to go and the war is over. Hopefully it won't be as difficult as eliminating that last calorie from Diet Coke.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

um, it's pepsi that has one calorie, not diet coke. let's just hope that voters are able to remember this distinction on election day.

btw, it's just me, reader j. i didn't want to register.

9:36 PM  

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