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CARROLL, Ohio - Vice President Dick Cheney on Tuesday evoked the possibility of terrorists bombing U.S. cities with nuclear weapons and questioned whether Sen. John Kerry could combat such a threat, which the vice president called a concept "you've got to get your mind around."
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What the hell would make a person particularly unqualified to understand the concept of a nuclear attack on a U.S. city? We've thought of several characteristics that would make it diffiucult for a person to get their mind around this concept:
1. Radiation Immunity: If John Kerry were immune to the effects of radiation, he might have a hard time understanding the concern for nuclear fallout.
2. Immortality: If John Kerry were immortal he might have a hard time understanding what the fuck people were so worried about. We'd have to remind him that we are not immortal and could actually die. He would likely respond,"Oh yeah, you're right. Dude, that must suck."
3. John Kerry does not know the definitions of the words "nuclear" or "attack." That would certainly explain any inability to get his mind around the concept.
4. John Kerry knows where the attack is going to take place and he also knows that Dick Cheney's daughter will die in the attack. We know that Kerry will do anything to get elected and if he's willing to mention her homosexuality on national TV, why wouldn't he also want her dead?
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We here at littleboxes feel that nuclear attacks on U.S. cities are indeed a concept that we've got to get our minds around. What the hell does that mean? How did Cheney get his mind around it? Maybe he could give us a few pointers. We are betting it's like one of this pictures you have to stare at a long time (and maybe cross your eyes) before you can see the picture hidden inside the picture. Maybe a nuclear attack is only the picture, but there is another picture inside of the nuclear attack! That must be what Cheney means. Ok, Ok, we've gotten this far. Now what is the secret picture inside the nuclear attack?
CARROLL, Ohio - Vice President Dick Cheney on Tuesday evoked the possibility of terrorists bombing U.S. cities with nuclear weapons and questioned whether Sen. John Kerry could combat such a threat, which the vice president called a concept "you've got to get your mind around."
(link)
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What the hell would make a person particularly unqualified to understand the concept of a nuclear attack on a U.S. city? We've thought of several characteristics that would make it diffiucult for a person to get their mind around this concept:
1. Radiation Immunity: If John Kerry were immune to the effects of radiation, he might have a hard time understanding the concern for nuclear fallout.
2. Immortality: If John Kerry were immortal he might have a hard time understanding what the fuck people were so worried about. We'd have to remind him that we are not immortal and could actually die. He would likely respond,"Oh yeah, you're right. Dude, that must suck."
3. John Kerry does not know the definitions of the words "nuclear" or "attack." That would certainly explain any inability to get his mind around the concept.
4. John Kerry knows where the attack is going to take place and he also knows that Dick Cheney's daughter will die in the attack. We know that Kerry will do anything to get elected and if he's willing to mention her homosexuality on national TV, why wouldn't he also want her dead?
p.s.
We here at littleboxes feel that nuclear attacks on U.S. cities are indeed a concept that we've got to get our minds around. What the hell does that mean? How did Cheney get his mind around it? Maybe he could give us a few pointers. We are betting it's like one of this pictures you have to stare at a long time (and maybe cross your eyes) before you can see the picture hidden inside the picture. Maybe a nuclear attack is only the picture, but there is another picture inside of the nuclear attack! That must be what Cheney means. Ok, Ok, we've gotten this far. Now what is the secret picture inside the nuclear attack?
posted by littleboxes at 1:35 PM
1 Comments:
I can't get my mind around the fact that Dick Cheney could be our vice president..I mean "real leader" for four more years.
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