Thursday, March 17, 2005

Take My Glasses

Here, use my glasses so you can read my porn.

Folks, this is definitely our favorite moment of the Michael Jackson trial. As jurors learn that Michael Jackson has (gasp!) some legal, heterosexual porno mags, Jackson actually lends his reading glasses to a police officer so he can find out that a particular DVD could not have been shown to the child in question because it was not released until months after it was allegedly shown. Snap!

On cross-examination by Jackson defense attorney Robert Sanger, each of the police witnesses agreed the material was legal to possess and that the singer's young accuser had not remembered seeing any particular magazine or DVD.

In fact, the officers conceded, some of the magazines and DVDs were not published or released until after the young boy and his family left Jackson's Neverland Valley Ranch for the last time in March 2003.

In one instance, Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Detective Victor Alvarez was unable to confirm the release date of a DVD in late March 2003 because the print on the label was too small -- until Jackson lent him his reading glasses from his seat at the defense table.


1 Comments:

Blogger sturdygirl said...

Awesome story. It would be even better if the guy had to wear something like the glasses Mj is wearing in your post!

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