Narration Vacation

Well, wouldn't you know it. The Nameless Narrator is on vacation. That leaves me, Marcus, to post for awhile. Finally, an end to the annoying liberal slant of this publication. I will now commence with the normal use of "we"...

We here at littleboxes have turned over a new leaf. We are sick of the whining about the Iraq war. Saddam Hussein was and is a despicable human being. He deserved to be deposed as the leader of Iraq. The transition to democracy is difficult but it is a goal that must be acheived. We cannot afford to fail and some of the liberals would certainly like us to.

While some view failure as an option we believe that democracy must succeed in Iraq no matter the human costs.

Some of our friends think we should just nuke the fuckers and stop the insurgency. We aren't that stupid. We need more troops, not less and more money for the war, not less.

Sure, some of our staff are complaining from the back of the room. Aurora has rearranged the office and now JEN and I are sitting near the water cooler. You'd think the liberals would be whining about our stance on the war, but instead they are whining about the new office arrangements. These overeducated east coast liberals are shallow if they are anything. Folks, this is some prized real estate and we are not leaving anytime soon. You liberals in the back got your Kenneth Cole pants in a twist over our new desks. Well, why don't you do something about it?

Nothing! A bunch of wimps just like we thought. The conservatives will keep posting until these little liberal fairies show some backbone.

We now echo the last post and say FUCK THE DEMOCRATS. At least we believe in something. We believe in hard work.