Taco Bell

We are in serious trouble here at littleboxes. Staff members are dropping like flies.
Maybe Tennessee is just too rowdy for us?

2004-07-19
by Lance Coleman
of The Daily Times Staff


A Maryville man spent his 23rd birthday in custody after police said they found him early Sunday running nude from the John Sevier pool snack bar with a box of stolen snacks.

Authorities said the man had apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka. (see story)
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``In addition, the male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders,'' Spicer reported. ``The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''