Style-lympics

Apparently, Andre 3000 has won the Stylelympics. We here at littleboxes actually had no idea that the Stylelympics were happening or that they were happenin'. If we only had known we are sure that Bruce over in accounting would have given Mr. 3000 a run for his money. Why are we always left out? Is it because of our lack of readership or is our lack of readership correlated with something else that is the causal factor? It probably has something to do with the lame writing style and lack of biting social criticism.

In other news, how in the hell does The Washington Times get the "Bin Laden Wants to Assasinate Someone Important" story? Wait, we know exactly how they got it. But is it true? We won't find out anytime soon since the Times seems to have an exclusive.

So Kobe's accuser wants some money. We can't blame her. However, we hope that she waits until after the criminal trial to take the Kobester to criminal court. Otherwise it starts to look like it's all about the money.

Inspired by Patriotic, we thought we'd write up a little guide on how to get more work done and procrastinate less. However, as is widely known, ordinary people didn't even have time for recreation and general leisure until well into the 19th century. So maybe we all should just count ourselves as lucky and just work as little as possible? Anyway...let's start the Unofficial Guide to Working More and Procrastinating Less.

Of course, maybe "procrastination" isn't the correct word. What if you really have absolutely nothing to do but you still are expected to work? Then you have to actually think of work to do. For most people this is a horrible experience and we highly recommend that one never sit around thinking about work they could do.

Anyway here it is the Unofficial Guide to Working More and Avoiding Work Less.

1. The most important thing to remember is

wait...we need some coffee.