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Heartbreaker
Joe Lieberman's daughter, who is Jewish, would probably say that...
Meanwhile, in Boston
What if they had lost? Seriously, the series against the Yankees was a best of seven games event. The Yankees won the first three game. No team in the history of baseball (over 100 years) had ever come back from 3-0 down to even force a seventh game to be played, let alone win the damn series. Incredible. The greatest comeback in the history of baseball and the greatest collapse and choke in the history of baseball. But we have a feeling that New York and the amazing Derek Jeter will be back next year.
Also, Fidel fell and broke his knee or something. He's old. Isn't revolution for the young?
Walmart has banned the new Jon Stewart book. It will not be sold in stores because of it contains fake pictures of naked Supreme court justices. But is still available at Walmart.com but if you buy anything from Walmart.com we will find you and kill you. [Was that convincing or did it come off kinda like a John Edwards we will find you and kill you type thing?]
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The chain canceled its order for the book after learning that page 99 features a doctored photo of nine naked bodies with the heads of the Supreme Court justices attached.
The book also contains cutout robes, and encourages the reader to "restore their dignity by matching each justice with his or her respective robe."
But Wal-Mart execs felt that the shock of full frontal nudity might be too much for the unsuspecting shopper's eyes.
Meanwhile, in Boston
What if they had lost? Seriously, the series against the Yankees was a best of seven games event. The Yankees won the first three game. No team in the history of baseball (over 100 years) had ever come back from 3-0 down to even force a seventh game to be played, let alone win the damn series. Incredible. The greatest comeback in the history of baseball and the greatest collapse and choke in the history of baseball. But we have a feeling that New York and the amazing Derek Jeter will be back next year.
Also, Fidel fell and broke his knee or something. He's old. Isn't revolution for the young?
Walmart has banned the new Jon Stewart book. It will not be sold in stores because of it contains fake pictures of naked Supreme court justices. But is still available at Walmart.com but if you buy anything from Walmart.com we will find you and kill you. [Was that convincing or did it come off kinda like a John Edwards we will find you and kill you type thing?]
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The chain canceled its order for the book after learning that page 99 features a doctored photo of nine naked bodies with the heads of the Supreme Court justices attached.
The book also contains cutout robes, and encourages the reader to "restore their dignity by matching each justice with his or her respective robe."
But Wal-Mart execs felt that the shock of full frontal nudity might be too much for the unsuspecting shopper's eyes.
posted by littleboxes at 1:36 PM
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The media and some americans are chortling over the nasty fall that fidel castro took the other day. Laugh all you want you imperialistic bastrads!!! Fidel has more great leadership qualities that any of the U.S.A.'s last several presidents combined. I hope the staff at littleboxes did not find this fall humoress.
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