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Here we are with more proof that everything good is stolen. We found this picture on another blog. Notice the little girl directly in front of Cheney...then notice the VPs crotch-tastic reaction to little girl.
OK, so we've assumed an answer to what came first, the girl or the gigantic, enlarged phallus, but the VP looks to be hung like a Russian plow horse.
OK, so we've assumed an answer to what came first, the girl or the gigantic, enlarged phallus, but the VP looks to be hung like a Russian plow horse.
posted by littleboxes at 1:50 PM
3 Comments:
Much to my great shame, I used to work at the American Enterprise Institute when Lynne and Dick Cheney were fellows there, and I can attest that the VP is *NOT* hung like a plow horse, Russian or otherwise (what do you think bored summer interns do besides look at old men's crotches?). In all seriousness, little Dickie C probably uses the same tailor that Bush II does. Maybe you should look into hiring this tailor - he could help you out w/the ladies, you know...
But did your people ever see him with a pre-pubescent girl a few feet in front of him? I think not. Maybe the adrenaline not only makes one stronger, but also wider and longer?
That may be true, but unlikely. I have often been told that I look like a little Asian girl or boy (take your pick) and I never saw Dickie C rise to the occasion. Your statement does not change the fact that some of the staff at littleboxes may need help -- cosmetic, tailored, or otherwise -- to enhance their goods. With, of course, the exception of staff member Greg.
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