Jesus is tapping your phone calls

Yes, that is right, Jesus is tapping your phone calls. Buddha is reading your diary and he watches you inside your room.

So why do you worry about the government and the FBI scanning your screen? So what are you, buddy? A commie or green? And why do you mistrust the government?

-above is completely ripped off from The Fugs song "Government Survelliance Yodel."

Jesus (I mean, President Bush) is also tapping that ass!



The Washington Post had an article today about why Bush kisses his female appointees and not his male appointees. Thanks for the waste of ink, bastards. Let's write about Bush's view on gender issues in the context of kissing cabinet appointees instead of in the context of possible supreme appointments or his appointment of a man who views the birth control pill as murder as the head of reproductive health at the FDA.

We'll say it again.
Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!