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More liberal whining. Ugh. It drives us crazy.
The liberals in the back of the office are still moaning about their being displaced from the prime seats next to the water cooler. In fact, just yesterday, I (that's me Marcus) got a call from one of their mothers! Can you believe that? Running to the skirts (no offense ladies) when there is trouble. Is there anything more shameless? Anyway, this guy's mother (his name is withheld so as to avoid embarassing him further) called me up and said that Bjorn deserved his seat near the water cooler and that I was making him unhappy. She said that the my initial reasons for moving him were a lie and that I continued to justify his displacement with falsities.
Well, well, well. Just because I told Bjorn he had to be temporarily moved because he was getting a new desk and then when that new desk was delivered I took this new desk, thus forcing Bjorn to sit at the card table in the back with Sven, Margie, Kyle, Laura, and Otto is no reason to cast me as the evildoer here. It is survival of the fittest, lady. I am only reinforcing the evolutionary vehicle that in the long run will only make all of us stronger and more genetically beautiful. I thought liberals liked evolution?
Anyway, on to the news of the day. More soldiers died in Iraq. These young men and women (well, mostly men) are making brave sacrifices every day. Why do the liberals continue to cheapen their sacrifice by complaining about the war? How are our soldiers supposed to fight with a clear moral certitude if we've got long hairs running around with candles chanting Kumbi-fucking-ah? Don't you get it? We're at war, we need to come together and support the effort. This is not the time to be divisive.
Once again we'd like to remind our liberal readers that Canada is a big country, there's room, they want your hippy asses, go there!
See the picture below of an anti-war Dinkelhoffer at a peace rally:
This kid obviously got his lunch taken and his hair pulled one too many times by some kid who actually had a future and saw that this loser had none. Now he's all angry and non-violent and while smoking his doobies he probably bangs some make-shift bongo drum while reciting some horrible spoken word peotry about God being love.
Well, sometimes God is love, but sometimes he needs to kick some ass.
The liberals in the back of the office are still moaning about their being displaced from the prime seats next to the water cooler. In fact, just yesterday, I (that's me Marcus) got a call from one of their mothers! Can you believe that? Running to the skirts (no offense ladies) when there is trouble. Is there anything more shameless? Anyway, this guy's mother (his name is withheld so as to avoid embarassing him further) called me up and said that Bjorn deserved his seat near the water cooler and that I was making him unhappy. She said that the my initial reasons for moving him were a lie and that I continued to justify his displacement with falsities.
Well, well, well. Just because I told Bjorn he had to be temporarily moved because he was getting a new desk and then when that new desk was delivered I took this new desk, thus forcing Bjorn to sit at the card table in the back with Sven, Margie, Kyle, Laura, and Otto is no reason to cast me as the evildoer here. It is survival of the fittest, lady. I am only reinforcing the evolutionary vehicle that in the long run will only make all of us stronger and more genetically beautiful. I thought liberals liked evolution?
Anyway, on to the news of the day. More soldiers died in Iraq. These young men and women (well, mostly men) are making brave sacrifices every day. Why do the liberals continue to cheapen their sacrifice by complaining about the war? How are our soldiers supposed to fight with a clear moral certitude if we've got long hairs running around with candles chanting Kumbi-fucking-ah? Don't you get it? We're at war, we need to come together and support the effort. This is not the time to be divisive.
Once again we'd like to remind our liberal readers that Canada is a big country, there's room, they want your hippy asses, go there!
See the picture below of an anti-war Dinkelhoffer at a peace rally:
This kid obviously got his lunch taken and his hair pulled one too many times by some kid who actually had a future and saw that this loser had none. Now he's all angry and non-violent and while smoking his doobies he probably bangs some make-shift bongo drum while reciting some horrible spoken word peotry about God being love.
Well, sometimes God is love, but sometimes he needs to kick some ass.
posted by littleboxes at 10:21 AM
1 Comments:
"Anyway, on to the news of the day. More soldiers died in Iraq. These young men and women (well, mostly men) are making brave sacrifices every day.Why do the liberals continue to cheapen their sacrifice by complaining about the war?"
I don't get how questioning the war equals cheapening the sacrifice of soldiers. In fact, these soldiers are there by their own choice. Last time I checked, there was no draft in place. No one is forcing them to go. When you enlist in an ARMY (during a war no less), you know exactly what you are getting in to. You are fighting people, and they are fighting you back. It's either you or them.
"How are our soldiers supposed to fight with a clear moral certitude if we've got long hairs running around with candles chanting Kumbi-fucking-ah?"
I think that's exactly the point. There is no clear moral certitude with this war. Or any war for that matter.
"Don't you get it? We're at war, we need to come together and support the effort. This is not the time to be divisive."
Then when do you propose that we be divisive? I don't think that if you question the war and the reason for men and women fighting there in the first place, then you are not supporting them. Literally, our sons and daughters are dying for no reason whatsoever, and some people (like their parents, brothers, sisters and friends) are beginning to question it.
All of the war protestors DO NOT want these soldiers to die.
"Once again we'd like to remind our liberal readers that Canada is a big country, there's room, they want your hippy asses, go there!"
Actually, Canada doesn't want them.
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