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Hey, Rube!
Hunter S. Thompson has an article. Go and READ IT.
Here's a bit or two:
Kerry came into October as a five-point underdog with almost no chance of winning three out of three rigged confrontations with a treacherous little freak like George Bush. But the debates are over now, and the victor was clearly John Kerry every time. He steamrollered Bush and left him for roadkill.
Did you see Bush on TV, trying to debate? Jesus, he talked like a donkey with no brains at all. The tide turned early, in Coral Gables, when Bush went belly up less than halfway through his first bout with Kerry, who hammered poor George into jelly. It was pitiful. . . . I almost felt sorry for him, until I heard someone call him "Mister President," and then I felt ashamed.
Karl Rove, the president's political wizard, felt even worse. There is angst in the heart of Texas today, and panic in the bowels of the White House. Rove has a nasty little problem, and its name is George Bush. The president failed miserably from the instant he got onstage with John Kerry. He looked weak and dumb. Kerry beat him like a gong in Coral Gables, then again in St. Louis and Tempe -- and that is Rove's problem: His candidate is a weak-minded frat boy who cracks under pressure in front of 60 million voters.
That is an unacceptable failure for hardballers like Rove and Dick Cheney. On the undercard in Cleveland against John Edwards, Cheney came across as the cruel and sinister uberboss of Halliburton. In his only honest moment during the entire debate, he vowed, "We have to make America the best place in the world to do business."
---snip---
Presidential politics is a vicious business, even for rich white men, and anybody who gets into it should be prepared to grapple with the meanest of the mean. The White House has never been seized by timid warriors. There are no rules, and the roadside is littered with wreckage. That is why they call it the passing lane. Just ask any candidate who ever ran against George Bush -- Al Gore, Ann Richards, John McCain -- all of them ambushed and vanquished by lies and dirty tricks. And all of them still whining about it.
That is why George W. Bush is President of the United States, and Al Gore is not. Bush simply wanted it more, and he was willing to demolish anything that got in his way, including the U.S. Supreme Court. It is not by accident that the Bush White House (read: Dick Cheney & Halliburton Inc.) controls all three branches of our federal government today. They are powerful thugs who would far rather die than lose the election in November.
We here at littleboxes hate these little pointy ass shoes that bush's daughter is wearing. We think they look like crap. Wait, the writer is being yelled at, apparently, the views of the entire staff must be repre-fucking-sented, so you(the reader) must be informed that not everyone at littleboxes hates the little pointy shoes. Apparently, they are quite popular in some quarters and it looks like, by a show of hands, that at least 30% of the littleboxes staff finds them "fashionable."
Also, a red sox fan died! What the hell? A non-lethal police projectile hit her in the eye, she was 21 years old. The police blame the rioters but last time we checked, they did not kill anyone!
A couple of people were arrested for throwing pies at Ann Coulter. They've been charged with treason! Fortunately, they did not hit her face, they missed and hit her shoulder. Hey, we're just trying to be nice.
We're sorry, but she is not attractive! Yikes!
Here's a bit or two:
Kerry came into October as a five-point underdog with almost no chance of winning three out of three rigged confrontations with a treacherous little freak like George Bush. But the debates are over now, and the victor was clearly John Kerry every time. He steamrollered Bush and left him for roadkill.
Did you see Bush on TV, trying to debate? Jesus, he talked like a donkey with no brains at all. The tide turned early, in Coral Gables, when Bush went belly up less than halfway through his first bout with Kerry, who hammered poor George into jelly. It was pitiful. . . . I almost felt sorry for him, until I heard someone call him "Mister President," and then I felt ashamed.
Karl Rove, the president's political wizard, felt even worse. There is angst in the heart of Texas today, and panic in the bowels of the White House. Rove has a nasty little problem, and its name is George Bush. The president failed miserably from the instant he got onstage with John Kerry. He looked weak and dumb. Kerry beat him like a gong in Coral Gables, then again in St. Louis and Tempe -- and that is Rove's problem: His candidate is a weak-minded frat boy who cracks under pressure in front of 60 million voters.
That is an unacceptable failure for hardballers like Rove and Dick Cheney. On the undercard in Cleveland against John Edwards, Cheney came across as the cruel and sinister uberboss of Halliburton. In his only honest moment during the entire debate, he vowed, "We have to make America the best place in the world to do business."
---snip---
Presidential politics is a vicious business, even for rich white men, and anybody who gets into it should be prepared to grapple with the meanest of the mean. The White House has never been seized by timid warriors. There are no rules, and the roadside is littered with wreckage. That is why they call it the passing lane. Just ask any candidate who ever ran against George Bush -- Al Gore, Ann Richards, John McCain -- all of them ambushed and vanquished by lies and dirty tricks. And all of them still whining about it.
That is why George W. Bush is President of the United States, and Al Gore is not. Bush simply wanted it more, and he was willing to demolish anything that got in his way, including the U.S. Supreme Court. It is not by accident that the Bush White House (read: Dick Cheney & Halliburton Inc.) controls all three branches of our federal government today. They are powerful thugs who would far rather die than lose the election in November.
We here at littleboxes hate these little pointy ass shoes that bush's daughter is wearing. We think they look like crap. Wait, the writer is being yelled at, apparently, the views of the entire staff must be repre-fucking-sented, so you(the reader) must be informed that not everyone at littleboxes hates the little pointy shoes. Apparently, they are quite popular in some quarters and it looks like, by a show of hands, that at least 30% of the littleboxes staff finds them "fashionable."
Also, a red sox fan died! What the hell? A non-lethal police projectile hit her in the eye, she was 21 years old. The police blame the rioters but last time we checked, they did not kill anyone!
A couple of people were arrested for throwing pies at Ann Coulter. They've been charged with treason! Fortunately, they did not hit her face, they missed and hit her shoulder. Hey, we're just trying to be nice.
We're sorry, but she is not attractive! Yikes!
posted by littleboxes at 10:50 AM
1 Comments:
Sweet Jesus!!! The next time the staff of littleboxes posts a picture of Ann Coulter, please warn us in advance!! The picture was frightening to say the least. I still however would like to see the photo of her in the black leather Nazi SS uniform with the high black boots and leather whip.
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