Triangle of Trainquility

It is so touching that the Iraqi's (fully in control) have decided to endow a part of their country with the catchy moniker "Traingle of Death."
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BAGHDAD, Iraq - Multinational troops have arrested 210 suspected militants in a weeklong crackdown against insurgents in an area south of Baghdad known as the "triangle of death," the U.S. military command said Wednesday. (see article)
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In other news...Harvard Law School has banned military recruiters on campus. Seeing that Harvard Law School is really the primary source of new infantry grunts in our nation, this deals a serious blow to efforts to increase troop deployment.
OK, so we understand the whole "principle" thing, but how many military recruiters are really hanging around Harvard Law School?
Why not ban them at the local mall or in publicly funded high schools? Well, that would be just too crazy.
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He awoke, as if from a dream, to find that the coke-addled, hamster-stuffer was, thankfully, only the prime minister of Cananda, and had not, been annointed by God as president of the United States of America. He rolled onto the floor like a tired puppy and chewed on the rug, pregnant with unbridled joy.