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OK. We're a pretty shy group here, especially when it comes to fashion. But sometimes, crimes are committed. Horrible, unspeakable crimes that violate our sense of common decency. We've been noticing once such egregious violation of good taste with increasing regularity.
Our Claim: Pointy shoes are ugly.
Our Argument:
People! Stop wearing the pointy shoes. They are ugly. They look especially bad on men. Ugh. These are the leisure suits of our era. They look like court jester shoes. They aren't comfortable, they look like shit.
Our Evidence:
They look stupid.
They make otherwise hot women look bad. (well, not that bad)
They encourage silly behavior.
They look soooo bad.
Our Amendment: insert the adjective "fucking" before ugly.
Our Verdict: Point shoes, fucking ugly.
Our Claim: Pointy shoes are ugly.
Our Argument:
People! Stop wearing the pointy shoes. They are ugly. They look especially bad on men. Ugh. These are the leisure suits of our era. They look like court jester shoes. They aren't comfortable, they look like shit.
Our Evidence:
They look stupid.
They make otherwise hot women look bad. (well, not that bad)
They encourage silly behavior.
They look soooo bad.
Our Amendment: insert the adjective "fucking" before ugly.
Our Verdict: Point shoes, fucking ugly.
posted by littleboxes at 12:27 AM
2 Comments:
some of the littleboxes staff are in for a pointy-shoe ass-whoopin' this weekend.
i think littleboxes should stick to what they know ... and fashion doesn't seem to be their forte.
i mean, even the gay men on littleboxes staff don't dress very well.
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